I thought this was the Jokes and Humor section. Just kidding.
Oprah, Uma... Uma, Oprah
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what if oprah winfrey married dr. deepak chopra?
she would have to change her name to oprah chopra!
I thought this was the Jokes and Humor section. Just kidding.
Oprah, Uma... Uma, Oprah
I know for me what helps me to shut off my brain is meditation. I lay in bed and try to think of nothing. If anything pops into my mind I slowly start thinking about nothing again. I do tend to notice that my mind wanders but at least I'm not really concentrating on anything particular. When this happens I fall asleep. This helps me. It can be different for others. But I hope it can help you, because I know how it feels when your mind just won't shut off.
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i'm sorry, but i've just watched one of the austin powers movies for the first time after hearing many people rave about them and imo it's almost as bad as "armageddon" that is on the other side.. i thought it was supposed to be a comedy?!
it is kind-a like the poorest "carry-on" movie ever .
the only saving grace that has stopped me switching over is heather graham ... who is hot !!
I found the first one funny. At least no one told me it was a great movie so I had no preconceived ideas about it. Hated the second one. Liked the third one. Recently watched the second one and actually liked it this time around. So, I guess it depends on timing or if you're interested in potty humor. I used to not be, but now I guess I allow myself to laugh at anything. Even dogs who run away dragging their butt behind them when you scare them while taking a shite.
Oh yeah, same thing happened for Spiderman when it came out. I had all these wonderful ideas of what the movie was gonna do that when I watched it I was let down big time. I hated the movie. Especially Tobey McGuire. But after watching it a second time I already knew what happened and I actually enjoyed it. Hmmm, go fig.
great news!
the lord of the rings 3rd movie, the return of the king, will be released next week, i think on the 26th of may.
this will be the theatrical release which was 3 hours long.
I think it's coming out the 25th... so a day sooner than you thought. Yay!!! And if the company releases the Return of the King Extended Version like the other two then it'll probably be out in November.
two sisters were walking home after a movie one evening.
the oldest sister was named mathmatical (m), and the younger sister was named logical (l).
it was getting dark and they were still quite far from home.
That was great.
i've been doing alot more research than i ever have when i was a dub.
and i'm starting to realize its not just what the dubs teach that seem coincidental.
its what the bible shares.
I'd like to put in my own two pennies. Hmmm... they're probably not even worth that much. But I find it funny that we could all go blue to the face arguing back and forth and get nowhere because "Heck... I'm right and he's wrong." It's with this type of attitude that makes me wonder why we exist in the first place. All I can figure is that God is some kid with an ant farm like in a Far Side cartoon. If our life depends upon our "faith" in God, then why do we have such a short life span and only really given a chance to look at one or two religions? If we're even given that chance in the first place. Now, I don't want to go too far with this subject because frankly, many people reading this right now are red to the face or they are nodding their head in agreement. One way or another we will still argue and debate. And if maybe some slight chance we could all just stop and actually look at what's really going on then we might be able to overcome many problems on this earth. All we have to do is realize what we know as indeniable proof. Anybody know of any indeniable proof? Even if it sounds childish and that eeeeeverybody knows that, let's start with that then.
your conduct, attitude, manner of speech, avatar, all of these shows what sort of hearts you people have.
i can't feel the holy spirit operating in you people.
the first time i exposed myself to apostates, i was imagining matured people, more matured than the jw's.
I'm sorry Gumby but Jehovah spoke directly to me. He said that he doesn't answer your prayers anymore. He asked me if I could tell you to stop jamming up his inbox.
of course you have to atleast be able to pass as a teenager, but imagine being dressed up as a publisher and opening your bookbag at the door going "trick or treat!
" and why not, it's as good as any other ghost or demon.
and of course, it's an opportunity to give a witness, about the witnesses.. i used to have a similar idea like dressing up as santa and trick or treating or something.. anyone remember what that was?.
You know, that'd be great!!! I would especially love to show up at a witness' door and say "trick or treat" (Of course the lights wouldn't be on but then you could at least trick them)
brothers and sisters, it would be wise for us to make arrangements well in advance to attend the 2004.
"lovers of donations" district convention.
"lovers of saving seats for your immediate family memebers only" district convention.
Lovers of "If you can't get time off, get rid of your job so you can go" District Convention
Lovers of "If you got a hotel room NOT through Watchtower Society means please still let us know so we can save money" District Convention
Lovers of "Sitting in uncomfortable seats for 6 hours" District Convention
Lovers of "Still wear your badges even while not at the District Convention" District Convention
Lovers of "Where's your F***ing badge" District Convention
Lovers of "The wonderfully made Dramas even though they are getting lamer" District Convention
Lovers of "You can look but you can't touch" District Convention
i bought cj a unique alarm clock for mother's day.
it is made by grundig, and has some real cool features.
first of all it is self setting, ( works on fm radio broadcasts ) so if you lose power, it will reset itself, plus it adjusts automatically for daylight savings time.
Yes!!! My computer when I leave it on at night. Sometimes I'll let it download some music or video files while I sleep and I hear the hard drive whirring away every 5 minutes. So, I just turn it off if I can't go to sleep. But then the silence gets to me and I can't get to sleep either. So, I turn on my fan and listen to it whir away, but then my nose starts plugging up from the dust in the air and I have to turn the fan off. But then the temperature gets too hot in my room and so I throw off my blanket. I toss and turn and notice the light outside my window lights up my whole bedroom and by then it's already 2 in the morning. Which of course I know all thanks to my alarm clock which has the most dreadful alarm.
Which also reminds me of another alarm clock I bought before. It was the first time the backlights came out and so I thought it'd be rad to have one. I plugged it in and got it set. I thought it was the coolest, until I went to sleep of course. Whenever the room got dark and the backlight was activated, it made a humming sound. Talk about annoying. I couldn't stand it for a whole month. Of course I would've bought me another one but I was in high school and could barely afford anything. So I had to deal with it and finally I got used to the noise.
Isn't modern technology wonderful?